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gamingonlinux ,
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Google AI just telling people to drink piss. Perfect, no notes.

https://x.com/dril/status/1787041991391584549

zannesan ,
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@gamingonlinux this story was “faked”. Peak AI.

Langhamian ,
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@gamingonlinux I cant wait for Scotland to wake up and take the piss out of Google...

nixCraft ,
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I asked Google "who ruined Google" and they replied honestly using their AI, which is now forced on all of us. It's too funny not to share!

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    itchi5 ,
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    @nixCraft

    I think it's @Mojeek

    They are the only (european) competitor to google because they have their own index, and take care of privacy :)

    JSharp1436 ,
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    @nixCraft

    So Raghavan screwed it up?

    Another example of an accountant running things.

    eniko ,
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    I really wish box fans existed in europe

    foremostarchwiz ,
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    @eniko This was the first thing I could find with a very quick search. It is of course absolutely impractical for home. Sorry.

    eniko OP ,
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    @foremostarchwiz no worries, was kinda funny

    aras ,
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    0x2B or 43

    Humus ,
    @Humus@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

    @aras @elliotc 0x2B or 0xD4. That's the question.

    trollkatt ,
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    @aras 0x2B or not 0x2B. (Happy birthday!)

    georgetakei ,
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    And each and every one is necessary.

    georgetakei OP ,
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    georgetakei OP ,
    @georgetakei@universeodon.com avatar

    @bhawthorne Now that sounds lovely.

    eniko ,
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    indie gamedev is spending 3-5 years working on a game with probably at least a couple other people and then you release it and if youre fairly lucky you gross like 20-80 thousand US dollars which works out to $5000 a person a year before tax. it's a very cool and sustainable industry

    elFlashor ,
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    @psychicparrot42 @eniko It's probably because we're all addicted to that drug that creating stuff is, that we keep going! 😅 😆

    eniko OP ,
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    @elFlashor @psychicparrot42 tbh in my case its more desperation cause i dont know what else to do >_>

    lowqualityfacts ,
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    I think the m is silent.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    mtheriaultsf ,
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    @lowqualityfacts Me neither.

    (Actually we’re just going easy on anglophones by sometimes pretending not. We’re nice that way.)

    elisshadoe ,
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    @lowqualityfacts doesn't matter...Hot AF, he is

    nixCraft ,
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    Software developer: "This task will take at least three months."

    PM: "If one engineer needs three months, then twelve engineers should need only one week. I'll request additional staff. We will deliver the project on time."

    freevolt24 ,
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    @nixCraft embarrasingly parallel👍

    enjoyingkink ,
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    @nixCraft my favourite quote - adding manpower to a late project makes it later...

    halcy ,
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    what's the maximum value of a 1 bit signed integer

    halcy OP ,
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    @JoshGrams @lritter the reply from @\[email protected] has the privacy setting set to "followers only", and every reply thereafter as well, so no one but the mentioned people (or people who in fact follow those people) can see those posts

    this type of thing is probably going to keep being a source of confusion, I honestly don't have a good solution there

    lritter ,
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    @halcy @JoshGrams ah! even i missed this. such posts should have a different color, like DMs

    w7voa ,
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    ICC chief prosecutor says he’s seeking arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu and Hamas militant leaders, among others. https://www.icc-cpi.int/news/statement-icc-prosecutor-karim-aa-khan-kc-applications-arrest-warrants-situation-state

    w7voa OP ,
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    “Karim Khan’s decision to seek arrest warrants for five people for grave international crimes committed in Israel and Palestine since October 7 in the face of pressure from US lawmakers and others reaffirms the crucial role of the International Criminal Court.” - Balkees Jarrah, associate international justice director, Human Rights Watch

    w7voa OP ,
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    “I have instructed the immediate establishment of a special command center at the Foreign Ministry, with all professional entities, aimed at fighting against the decision intended primarily to shackle Israel's hands and prevent it from exercising its right to self-defense.” - Israeli Foreign Minister Israel Katz

    nixCraft ,
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    koteisaev ,
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    @nixCraft There is also, at least in win 11, other way to stop task-manager to update non-stop. Hamburger menu, Settings, and select Paused at real-time update speed.

    nfilipes ,
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    @nixCraft MS once had great engineers/developers. So good that some system tools haven't fundamentally changed for more than 2 decades. Too bad they replaced them with marketing engineers

    eniko ,
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    hmm. 10 unique bosses in kitsune tails once the remaining few are done. feel like that's actually a pretty decent number for a lil indie game

    i mean. SMB3 arguably had like, 3

    OliverUv ,
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    @eniko and alttp had 12 (thirteen if you count the ball and chain trooper miniboss)

    10 is absolutely a lot

    eniko OP ,
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    @OliverUv dang that makes me feel pretty good about myself

    lisyarus ,
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    I'm at this stupid stage of the project when I can't randomly prototype anymore kuz I have specific plans, but I don't have a solid foundation to work with yet, so I have to invent it on the way, and it's hard.

    Still, I'm making progress. Here's some grass spreading mechanic :)

    video/mp4

    efi ,
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    @lisyarus what do you need for a solid foundation? efi help 🐾

    lisyarus OP ,
    @lisyarus@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

    @efi Ugh, just need to figure out how to map all the mechanics into my specific ECS implementation

    georgetakei ,
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    Always accept the compliment.

    antonproitzelhaimer ,
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    @georgetakei

    So "" up your !

    georgetakei OP ,
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    @antonproitzelhaimer Oh, that's good!

    w7voa ,
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    ashen_arbor ,
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    @w7voa I bet the lobsters are happy, tho. One time my mom made me cry, when I was ten, by telling me about lobsters who visited the restaurants of Disney World. She explained to me that when they were being lowered into the soon-to-be-boiling water that they would exclaim, in small, cute, voices, that Disney World was supposed to be fun, and this wasn’t very fun for the lobster. Do not worry. I was radicalized before this conversation occurred 🦞

    dhepworth ,
    @dhepworth@allthingstech.social avatar

    @w7voa Whoops, I shouldn’t have held on to that gift card for so long.

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